"Cain-isms"

"Let's have a MULTI-COLORED presentation..."
"I hope I haven't induced any mid-morning sleep!"
"Oh damn!"
"If somebody runs up to you in the middle of the night, and gives you two spears..."
"If somebody runs up to you in the MARTA station, and gives you two spears..."
"Assume this is a SACK of real numbers..."
"How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, LOU-EE-VILLE or LOU-IS-VILLE?"
"Wheeze, gasp!"
"Where am I, except lost?"
"We made an even number of mistakes."
"I just did that wrong to see if you'd notice."
"... plain old evey-day hound-dog derivative."
"This is a highly technical term."
"I don't understand your question."
"Meanwhile, back at the ranch..."
"We go through the song and dance..."
"Now that we've worked ourselves into such a fever pitch of excitement, I'll declare class adjourned."
"This is important, so we'll draw a box around it."
"This is important, so we'll draw a colored box around it."
"Everyone says it's pretty hard to visualize. That's a lie. It's impossible to visualize."
"For some it's picturesque, for others it's offensice."
"Is there anyone within the sound of my voice who would object?"
"Infinite is about as wrong as you can be when the answer is zero."
"Appearances to the contrary notwithstanding..."
"I am mystified. Are you mystified?"
"Is it OK? I don't know. I'm...slightly disturbed..."
"Whoa!"
"Little children will laugh and point at you as you walk down the street if..."
"I added and then subtracted M(k)...that's zero in disguise."
"I've told you a thousand times not to exaggerate!"
"We obtain f(x) through divine revelation."
"Zero to the nth power...now that's really zero."
"To do this, we use the Behold Method."
"F(x) is nice."
"You've got this thing...fellow...whatever it is...airplane...amusement ride...or what have you..."
"You made a mistake...I wonder what you did wrong..."
"There was a widespread botching of that problem."
"Are you fidgety."
"The board has now been transmogrified into R2."
"The code requires it."
"Is that absolutely, completely, 100 precent, maybe a little bit clear?"
"I'll give you a preview of things to keep you all coming back."
"We seem to have been seized with a paroxysm of misunderstanding."
"Sorry for the delay. This is worth waiting for."
"This is a 'one idea class' today."
"I will write this for pedagogical reasons."
"They laughed at Columbus too."
"I don't want to fast-talk you."
"This is moderately interesting."
"I've made a hash of this."
"This is a serious breach of decorum."
"Let's see what we're about here."
"I need to apply the eraser."
"We seem to be paralyzed with indecision."
"The celebrated frictionless plane only found in physics departments..."
"As the drama unfolds..."
"What's the center of gravity?"
"Ouch!"
"I've worked myself into this #$%& corner..."
"Like nature abhors a vacuum, I abhor fractions."
"Lets stew over it momentarily."
"It becomes fairly mystical."
"My favorite incompressible fluid is water."
"Oh, shut up!"
"I'm a last-name man."
"It's going to be essentially child's play."
"This is the stupidest thing I've done since the last time I did anything."
"This is borderline trivial."
"What does Gravity have to do with it? Not Much!"
"I should have known better than to think that I made a mistake."
"I should have known better than to think that Mr. Fowler made a mistake."
"Imagine that" Mr. Fowler talking."
"Alright Mr. Parks, you are the Tsar."
"Is everybody ALRIGHT? Alright..."
"Won't you come in..., I'm sorry I started without you...."
"Mr. Bridges told me you weren't coming."
"If Mr. Bridges thinks we should do it that way, then by God we'll do it that way."